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The Double Dog Chronicles: Super Winnie

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The double dogs are at it again!

Winnie (left) and Rex (right)

Winnie: I have found my true calling!

Rex: What. Are. You. Wearing.

Winnie: It’s a super-awesome and epically cool SUPERHERO CAPE.

Rex: I’m pretty sure that’s a towel. From the dirty laundry.

Winnie: I’M GONNA BE A SUPERHERO!

Rex: OOoookaayy

Winnie: You can be my sidekick.

Rex: NO.

Winnie: You don’t have to wear a cape – but we need matching purple tracksuits!

Rex: What’s your superpower?

Winnie: I can fly! Watch me jump off the top of the stairs!

Rex: DON’T DO THAT!!!

Winnie: You’re no fun.

Rex: Where do you get these crazy ideas?

Winnie: Star-Vel and Mar-Wars on the magic box that has sound.

Rex: You mean the TV? Aren’t dogs incapable of watching TV?

Winnie: Why would that be?

Rex: Because the images are so slow that our brains can’t process them correctly.

Winnie: Well, I guess my brain just goes extra slow!

Rex: Clearly.

The Double Dogs Rename the Days of the Week

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Rex and Winnie, partners in crime

Rex: *bent over piece of paper, furiously scribbling with a pencil in his mouth*

Winnie: What are you doing?

Rex: Mmph mmmmmph mph

Winnie: There’s a pencil in your mouth, I can’t understand you. Also, your mouthwriting is terrible.

Rex: *spits out pencil* Do you know what a CAL LEEN DAR is?

Winnie: Yeah, a calendar. Where the hoomans scribble down stuff they have to go to, and then are late anyway.

Rex: Did you know that they have a name for every day?

Winnie: YES.

Rex: Do you know what those names are?

Winnie: Um. No.

Rex: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Very boring and unoriginal.

Winnie: Uh, okay. Where are you going with this?

Rex: We should rename the days of the week.

Winnie: Like Meatday, Sausageday, and Toyday?

Rex: Exactly!

Winnie: OKAY! LET’S GO!

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Who should be famous? Poll!

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I want to create an Instagram or other social account for my animals – but I’d like to focus on only one pet. But which one? You get to decide. Please take a look around my blog at https://todaysfurrymoments.home.blog/ and check out the featured animals. Then come back here and vote for your fav! Feel free to tell me why in the comments.

I’m not looking for which pet is “better” – I love them all! I want to know which pet YOU think has a personality that shines through in its photos and posts!

The winning pet will get a social account with pictures, videos, and original content. And maybe I’ll teach it how to paint?

Your options:

Rex the rescue pup

Winnie the purebred black lab

Peaches the rescue cat

Dill the one-eyed bearded dragon

Phil, Fancy, Pumpkin, Sweet Pea, and Ostrich – the fluffy Silkie chickens.

Ready, Set, VOTE!

Photo Friday 1/14

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Wow. We are already 14 days into 2022! How’s your year going?

Also, please feel free to add your own pictures or link your blog photos in the comments. I would love to see them!

A winter hike with Rex and Winnie.

Rex decides that the water is too cold to swim in
Winter wonderland
Snowy river
Rex loves his cozy sweater

The Double Dog Chronicles – I HUNGRY!

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Something all us dog owners can relate to!

Winnie: I HUNGRY

Rex: Maybe some nice sausage pizza…

Winnie: Or carrots…

Rex: Ew! Or steak…

Winnie: Cat food…

Rex: Chicken…

Winnie: Look, it’s the human.

Me: Good morning, double dogs.

Rex: HELLO HUMAN

Winnie: YOU MUST FEED US

Rex: WE WILL STARVE

Winnie: WE WILL WITHER AWAY AND DIE

Rex: WE HAVEN’T EATEN IN YEARS

Me: What are you guys going on about? Breakfast was five minutes ago!

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The Double Dog Chronicles – Shoes

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Guest written by a family member 🙂

For the record, neither of my dogs have ever done this, but I do know that they love shoes!

Rex: Look, there’s a shoe.

Winnie: No, it’s a bundle of carrots

Rex: Shoes aren’t made of carrots. It’s a giant meatball.

Winnie: Let’s try it!

Rex: YEAH

CHOMPCHEWSNARF

Rex: PTOOEY! GROSS

*spits shoe pieces all over the couch*

Winnie: DELICIOUS! *starts wrestling with shoe*

*the shoe gets thrown upwards and hits the ceiling fan*

CRASH!

Rex: What did you do?

Winnie: We have to fix it before the humans get home!

Rex: The humans are home! HIDE!

*Climbs into closet*

Winnie: THE FAN! WHAT HAVE WE DONE??!!!!

Rex: *puts a paw over Winnie’s mouth* Be quiet!

Me: I’m home! Double dogs? Wow, I guess they must be napping.

Me: *sees ceiling fan on the floor*

Me: DOUBLE DOGS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

They’re trying so hard to ignore all the delicious shoes…

More double dogs: https://todaysfurrymoments.home.blog/2021/12/06/the-double-dog-chronicles/

The Double Dogs Strike Again! Christmas heist!

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This is what went down on Christmas Eve…we had a shortage of rolls for Christmas dinner…

If you haven’t seen the Double Dogs before, it’s about Rex and Winnie, my two dogs, and their crazy antics. Check out more Double Dog Chronicles here.

Winnie: I’m HUNGRY

Rex: I’m not surprised.

Winnie: But there’s food

Rex: That’s human food. And it’s on the table where you can’t get it.

Winnie: Watch me. *sticks nose above table*

Rex: But those are the special rolls that the big hooman spent hours making.

Winnie: There are SO MANY. I’ll just take one. *uses tongue to knock roll on floor*

CHOMP SNARF

Winnie: Wow, that was really yummy.

Rex: Ewww…they’re not even meat. And they’re not bagels either. I’m not gonna eat those.

Winnie: I think I’ll take another…

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’re going to get us both in trouble!

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: *facepaw*

Winnie: One more…

CHOMP SNARF

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’ve eaten FIVE. FIVE! *lies down on floor with paw over head*

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’re gonna have stinky farts later and I’m not gonna share my bed and toys with a stinky fart dog.

Hooman: WINNIE IS STEALING ROLLS

CHOMP SNARF

Winnie: Who? Me? I’m innocent!

Other hooman: SHE ATE SEVEN!!! OUTSIDE. NOW.

Winnie: I’m starting to feel kinda sick…

Rex: I told you so.

*Winnie gets put outside*

Hooman: Good boy, Rex. But next time, you tell her to stop.

Rex: I DID! BUT SHE NEVER LISTENS! GAH!

Hooman: Why are you barking? Do you want to go outside too? Here you go!

*Rex gets put outside*

Rex: Great job Winnie. Now we’re both out in the cold.

Winnie: So. Full. Might. Puke.

Rex: Sigh

The Double Dog Chronicles – Reindeer Hunting

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Featuring my two dogs, Winnie and Rex!

Winnie: The humans said that reindeer would come for Christmas

Rex: What are reindeer?

Winnie: I don’t know. I think it’s some kind of animal.

Rex: Let’s catch one!

Winnie: Why?

Rex: So we can eat it, obviously.

Winnie: Ok. Let’s watch for them in the window.

Rex: LOOK A REINDEER *growls*

Winnie: That’s a squirrel.

30 seconds later

Winnie: LOOK A REINDEER! *barks*

Rex: That’s the neighbor walking her pug

*continues for 2 hours*

*actual reindeer walks by*

Winnie: There goes the lady walking her pug again.

Rex: This is boring. Let’s go see if the human has bacon. I wonder if reindeer make good bacon?

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The Double Dog Chronicles – Christmas Cookies

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Winnie loves pulling things off the table. Especially things that she shouldn’t have, like Christmas cookies! If you haven’t been following the double dog chronicles, it’s a series of short posts about my two crazy dogs and their antics, some real, some imaginary. Enjoy!

Winnie: SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR

Rex: What?

Winnie: YUMYUMDELICIOUSSUGARCHOCOLATECOOKIESFOOD

Rex: What did you do?

Winnie: I ATE CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!

Rex: Why?

Winnie: THE HUMAN LEFT THEM OUT FOR SOME DUDE WITH A BEARD

Rex: You don’t have a beard. And the humans said not to eat them.

Winnie: SUGARSUGARSUGARYUMCOOKIECOOKIE *runs around the house like a maniac*

Rex: Why don’t they ever leave bacon out?

Winnie: SUGAR *crashes into the couch and falls asleep*

Rex: Sugar seems dangerous. Imma go find some nice bacon.

The Double Dog Chronicles – Holiday Vacay Crisis

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Whenever we go on a trip, the dogs are always worried that we won’t take them! We always travel at some point during the holiday season, and Winnie and Rex always get so worked up about it!

Winnie: Good morning, Rex

Rex: THEY’RE LEAVING US
Winnie: What?

Rex: THE HUMANS

Winnie: I see. They even have suitcases. They’re packing the car.

Rex: THEY ARE ABANDONING US

Winnie: No, we ALWAYS go with them

Rex: WE ARE GOING TO DIE

Winnie: Oh, shut up. We’re going with them.

Rex: They didn’t pack our food bowls.

Winnie: WHAT? THEY’RE LEAVING US?

Me: Good morning, double dogs!

Rex: *whining* why are you leaving us?

Winnie: *puppy eyes* DON’T GO

Me: What’s up with you two this morning? Maybe you’re just hungry, it’s breakfast time.

*after feeding the dogs, the bowls get put in the car*

Winnie: LOOK, OUR BOWLS ARE IN THE CAR

Rex: I LOVE THE CAR. I LOVE THE HUMANS. I LOVE EVERYTHING!

Winnie: WE’RE GOING ON A CAR TRIP!

Winnie and Rex: CARTRIPCARTRIPCARTRIP

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