Tag: cat owner

Your Cat

Interdimensional box portal to a hidden world full of tuna and yarn! A necessity for the habitat of the Felis catus species!

I box cat.

You

Box, noun, a container made of wood, thick card, metal, etc. with a flat stiff base and sides and often a lid (= cover), used especially for holding solid things. (Oxford Dictionary)

Useful for holding stuff and hiding things that your cat might destroy.

Your Cat

Round, faceless entities intent on destroying the world. They often evade capture by hiding under bookshelves and sofas. Sometimes the hoomans have a special table for fighting armies of ping pong balls. Anyway, they’re fun to chase, but taste terrible.

You

Ping-pong Ball, noun, light hollow ball used in playing table tennis

An object that thoroughly enrages the cat, and is a good cat distraction when you want to actually get stuff done.

Your Cat

A kind of sentient tornado bent on the annihilation of all pets and their shedding.

You

A miracle invention that cleans up mind-blowing amounts of cat fur that somehow end up on every surface.

Your Cat

Ultimate climbing ladder for watching, sleeping, and practicing my jumping skills. Full of fun-to-play-with objects.

You

*wonders if cat-proof shelves are a thing while cleaning up the broken things the cat just knocked off the shelf*