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The Double Dog Chronicles: Super Winnie

February 17, 2022February 10, 2022Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, black lab, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, marvel, pets, star wars, super hero1 Comment

The double dogs are at it again!

Winnie: I have found my true calling!

Rex: What. Are. You. Wearing.

Winnie: It’s a super-awesome and epically cool SUPERHERO CAPE.

Rex: I’m pretty sure that’s a towel. From the dirty laundry.

Winnie: I’M GONNA BE A SUPERHERO!

Rex: OOoookaayy

Winnie: You can be my sidekick.

Rex: NO.

Winnie: You don’t have to wear a cape – but we need matching purple tracksuits!

Rex: What’s your superpower?

Winnie: I can fly! Watch me jump off the top of the stairs!

Rex: DON’T DO THAT!!!

Winnie: You’re no fun.

Rex: Where do you get these crazy ideas?

Winnie: Star-Vel and Mar-Wars on the magic box that has sound.

Rex: You mean the TV? Aren’t dogs incapable of watching TV?

Winnie: Why would that be?

Rex: Because the images are so slow that our brains can’t process them correctly.

Winnie: Well, I guess my brain just goes extra slow!

Rex: Clearly.

The Double Dogs Rename the Days of the Week

February 16, 2022February 4, 2022Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, black lab, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, pets1 Comment

Rex: *bent over piece of paper, furiously scribbling with a pencil in his mouth*

Winnie: What are you doing?

Rex: Mmph mmmmmph mph

Winnie: There’s a pencil in your mouth, I can’t understand you. Also, your mouthwriting is terrible.

Rex: *spits out pencil* Do you know what a CAL LEEN DAR is?

Winnie: Yeah, a calendar. Where the hoomans scribble down stuff they have to go to, and then are late anyway.

Rex: Did you know that they have a name for every day?

Winnie: YES.

Rex: Do you know what those names are?

Winnie: Um. No.

Rex: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Very boring and unoriginal.

Winnie: Uh, okay. Where are you going with this?

Rex: We should rename the days of the week.

Winnie: Like Meatday, Sausageday, and Toyday?

Rex: Exactly!

Winnie: OKAY! LET’S GO!

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Rex and Winnie get a stinky package

February 9, 2022February 2, 2022Posted in Cats, DogsTagged animals, cat, Cats, Dogs, double dogs, fiction, funny, kitten, pet owner, pets, story1 Comment

Winnie: REX COME HERE!

Rex: What?

Winnie: OUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED

Photo by Karolina Grabowska on Pexels.com

Rex: What did we order?

Winnie: I don’t know. I forgot.

Rex: Let’s open it.

SNARL RIP TEAR BITE GROWL

Winnie: IT WON’T OPEN!!!

Rex: Dumb Amazon boxes. Too much tape.

Winnie: Well, what do we do?

Rex: We can use it as an end table. Or a footrest. Or a chair. Boxes are very versatile furniture items.

Winnie: No, I meant how do we open it?

Rex: Just ask the cat.

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Winnie: Hey, Peaches, we need your help.

Peaches: What now???

Rex: We can’t open this box.

Peaches: You just woke me up from my nap. What makes you think I would help you?

Winnie: We’ll give you a cut of whatever’s inside it.

Peaches: And what’s inside it?

Rex: We don’t know. Probably tuna. Or salmon.

Peaches: Ok, I’m in!

SLICE RIP TEAR

Peaches: Well it’s open.

Rex: OHMIGOSH I’M SO EXCITED I HAVE TO DANCE AROUND AND WAG MY TAIL.

Winnie: MEEEE TOOOOO! WHAT IF IT’S A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIBBLE?

Peaches: Dogs are ridiculous. Just OPEN it already.

Rex and Winnie: What is this?

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The Double Dogs – Yellow Snow

January 17, 2022January 12, 2022Posted in DogsTagged animals, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, pets, snow, story, winter3 Comments

The Double Dogs are enjoying winter…find more of their posts at https://todaysfurrymoments.home.blog/2022/01/11/the-double-dog-chronicles-i-hungry/

Winnie: WE ARE ON A WALK

Rex: IT IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Winnie: THERE IS FOOD EVERYWHERE

Rex: SNOWWWWW IS YUMMMMMY

Hooman: Guys, this is a walk, not an all-you-can-eat snow buffet

Winnie: SO DELICIOUS

Hooman: *facepalm*

Rex: Why are there different colors of snow?

Winnie: WHAT? I am too busy EATING.

Rex: I wonder if yellow is a different flavor…

Hooman: NO! DON’T EAT THAT.

CHOMP

Rex: EW EW EW EW YELLOW SNOW IS A TERRIBLE FLAVOR

Winnie: You’re GROSS

Rex: Now I see why the hooman didn’t want me to eat it. BLAH. I must eat more snow to get this awful taste out of my mouth.

Hooman: You do realize, the more snow you eat, the more you will have to stop and pee?

Winnie: Did you know that frozen grass is good too?

Hooman: You two are impossible! JUST. STOP. EATING. It is freezing and I’m going to be late for my appointment.

Rex: I AM SO FULL OF SNOW. I MUST PEE.

Winnie: Ewwww.

Rex: Now I know where yellow snow comes from.

Hooman: *makes frustrated noise*

Photo Friday 1/14

January 14, 2022January 10, 2022Posted in photo fridayTagged animals, black lab, dog, Dogs, double dogs, hike, hiking, pets, photo friday, photography, snow, walk, winter2 Comments

Wow. We are already 14 days into 2022! How’s your year going?

Also, please feel free to add your own pictures or link your blog photos in the comments. I would love to see them!

A winter hike with Rex and Winnie.

Rex decides that the water is too cold to swim in

Double Dogs: Rex v. Nail Clippers

January 6, 2022January 4, 2022Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, labrador retriever, labs, pet owner, pets, rescue dog1 Comment

Rex: I’M GONNA DIE! THEY’RE GOING TO CHOP OFF MY PAWS.

Winnie: Oh shut up. You just need your nails clipped. And you get lots of treats during nail clipping.

Rex: MY PRECIOUS PAWS!

Winnie: Here comes the human! Stay calm.

Human: Hey Rex, time to get those nails clipped. They’re way too long.

Rex: IT’S THE DEMONIC NAIL CLIPPERS. AIEEEEEEEEE!

Human: We sent you to the vet like three times and they gave you sedatives. But they still couldn’t clip your nails. Let’s see if today’s the day.

Rex: I DO NOT FEAR THE VACUUM. I DO NOT FEAR THE WASHING MACHINE. BUT I, MIGHTY REX THE SQUIRREL HUNTER, MAY PERISH IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE NAIL CLIPPERS.

Human: Rex, stop whining. Calm down, please. And sit still. Do you want a treat?

Rex: A MEASLEY TREAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ME TO FACE THE CLIPPERS.

Human: Maybe if Winnie shows you how, you’ll be less nervous.

*Snip!*

Winnie: *looking smug* Look at my perfectly trimmed nails. And I got a biscuit. *munch*

Rex: WE MUST BE FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE NAIL CLIPPERS!

**CHOMP!**

Rex: I HAVE DEFEATED THE MIGHTY TORTURE DEVICE! THE PAWS OF DOGS HAVE BEEN LIBERATED!

Human: REX! Get back here with those nail clippers. You’re going to chew them apart! No!

The Double Dog Chronicles – Shoes

January 4, 2022December 6, 2021Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, black lab, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, petsLeave a comment

Guest written by a family member 🙂

For the record, neither of my dogs have ever done this, but I do know that they love shoes!

Rex: Look, there’s a shoe.

Winnie: No, it’s a bundle of carrots

Rex: Shoes aren’t made of carrots. It’s a giant meatball.

Winnie: Let’s try it!

Rex: YEAH

CHOMPCHEWSNARF

Rex: PTOOEY! GROSS

*spits shoe pieces all over the couch*

Winnie: DELICIOUS! *starts wrestling with shoe*

*the shoe gets thrown upwards and hits the ceiling fan*

CRASH!

Rex: What did you do?

Winnie: We have to fix it before the humans get home!

Rex: The humans are home! HIDE!

*Climbs into closet*

Winnie: THE FAN! WHAT HAVE WE DONE??!!!!

Rex: *puts a paw over Winnie’s mouth* Be quiet!

Me: I’m home! Double dogs? Wow, I guess they must be napping.

Me: *sees ceiling fan on the floor*

Me: DOUBLE DOGS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

They’re trying so hard to ignore all the delicious shoes…

More double dogs: https://todaysfurrymoments.home.blog/2021/12/06/the-double-dog-chronicles/

The Double Dogs Strike Again! Christmas heist!

December 29, 2021December 25, 2021Posted in DogsTagged animals, black lab, christmas, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, petsLeave a comment

This is what went down on Christmas Eve…we had a shortage of rolls for Christmas dinner…

If you haven’t seen the Double Dogs before, it’s about Rex and Winnie, my two dogs, and their crazy antics. Check out more Double Dog Chronicles here.

Winnie: I’m HUNGRY

Rex: I’m not surprised.

Winnie: But there’s food

Rex: That’s human food. And it’s on the table where you can’t get it.

Winnie: Watch me. *sticks nose above table*

Rex: But those are the special rolls that the big hooman spent hours making.

Winnie: There are SO MANY. I’ll just take one. *uses tongue to knock roll on floor*

CHOMP SNARF

Winnie: Wow, that was really yummy.

Rex: Ewww…they’re not even meat. And they’re not bagels either. I’m not gonna eat those.

Winnie: I think I’ll take another…

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’re going to get us both in trouble!

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: *facepaw*

Winnie: One more…

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’ve eaten FIVE. FIVE! *lies down on floor with paw over head*

CHOMP SNARF

Rex: You’re gonna have stinky farts later and I’m not gonna share my bed and toys with a stinky fart dog.

Hooman: WINNIE IS STEALING ROLLS

CHOMP SNARF

Winnie: Who? Me? I’m innocent!

Other hooman: SHE ATE SEVEN!!! OUTSIDE. NOW.

Winnie: I’m starting to feel kinda sick…

Rex: I told you so.

*Winnie gets put outside*

Hooman: Good boy, Rex. But next time, you tell her to stop.

Rex: I DID! BUT SHE NEVER LISTENS! GAH!

Hooman: Why are you barking? Do you want to go outside too? Here you go!

*Rex gets put outside*

Rex: Great job Winnie. Now we’re both out in the cold.

Winnie: So. Full. Might. Puke.

Rex: Sigh

The Double Dog Chronicles – Reindeer Hunting

December 23, 2021December 7, 2021Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, black lab, christmas, Dogs, double dogs, funny, pets, reindeer2 Comments

Featuring my two dogs, Winnie and Rex!

Winnie: The humans said that reindeer would come for Christmas

Rex: What are reindeer?

Winnie: I don’t know. I think it’s some kind of animal.

Rex: Let’s catch one!

Winnie: Why?

Rex: So we can eat it, obviously.

Winnie: Ok. Let’s watch for them in the window.

Rex: LOOK A REINDEER *growls*

Winnie: That’s a squirrel.

30 seconds later

Winnie: LOOK A REINDEER! *barks*

Rex: That’s the neighbor walking her pug

*continues for 2 hours*

*actual reindeer walks by*

Winnie: There goes the lady walking her pug again.

Rex: This is boring. Let’s go see if the human has bacon. I wonder if reindeer make good bacon?

More double dogs: https://todaysfurrymoments.home.blog/?s=double+dogs

The Double Dog Chronicles – Christmas Cookies

December 15, 2021December 6, 2021Posted in Dogs, The Daily MemeTagged animals, black lab, christmas, cookies, dog, Dogs, double dogs, funny, holiday, petsLeave a comment

Winnie loves pulling things off the table. Especially things that she shouldn’t have, like Christmas cookies! If you haven’t been following the double dog chronicles, it’s a series of short posts about my two crazy dogs and their antics, some real, some imaginary. Enjoy!

Winnie: SUGARSUGARSUGARSUGAR

Rex: What?

Winnie: YUMYUMDELICIOUSSUGARCHOCOLATECOOKIESFOOD

Rex: What did you do?

Winnie: I ATE CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!

Rex: Why?

Winnie: THE HUMAN LEFT THEM OUT FOR SOME DUDE WITH A BEARD

Rex: You don’t have a beard. And the humans said not to eat them.

Winnie: SUGARSUGARSUGARYUMCOOKIECOOKIE *runs around the house like a maniac*

Rex: Why don’t they ever leave bacon out?

Winnie: SUGAR *crashes into the couch and falls asleep*

Rex: Sugar seems dangerous. Imma go find some nice bacon.