Winnie: REX COME HERE!
Rex: What?
Winnie: OUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED
Rex: What did we order?
Winnie: I don’t know. I forgot.
Rex: Let’s open it.
SNARL RIP TEAR BITE GROWL
Winnie: IT WON’T OPEN!!!
Rex: Dumb Amazon boxes. Too much tape.
Winnie: Well, what do we do?
Rex: We can use it as an end table. Or a footrest. Or a chair. Boxes are very versatile furniture items.
Winnie: No, I meant how do we open it?
Rex: Just ask the cat.
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Winnie: Hey, Peaches, we need your help.
Peaches: What now???
Rex: We can’t open this box.
Peaches: You just woke me up from my nap. What makes you think I would help you?
Winnie: We’ll give you a cut of whatever’s inside it.
Peaches: And what’s inside it?
Rex: We don’t know. Probably tuna. Or salmon.
Peaches: Ok, I’m in!
SLICE RIP TEAR
Peaches: Well it’s open.
Rex: OHMIGOSH I’M SO EXCITED I HAVE TO DANCE AROUND AND WAG MY TAIL.
Winnie: MEEEE TOOOOO! WHAT IF IT’S A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF KIBBLE?
Peaches: Dogs are ridiculous. Just OPEN it already.
Rex and Winnie: What is this?
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