The Double Dog Chronicles: Super Winnie

The double dogs are at it again!

Winnie (left) and Rex (right)

Winnie: I have found my true calling!

Rex: What. Are. You. Wearing.

Winnie: It’s a super-awesome and epically cool SUPERHERO CAPE.

Rex: I’m pretty sure that’s a towel. From the dirty laundry.

Winnie: I’M GONNA BE A SUPERHERO!

Rex: OOoookaayy

Winnie: You can be my sidekick.

Rex: NO.

Winnie: You don’t have to wear a cape – but we need matching purple tracksuits!

Rex: What’s your superpower?

Winnie: I can fly! Watch me jump off the top of the stairs!

Rex: DON’T DO THAT!!!

Winnie: You’re no fun.

Rex: Where do you get these crazy ideas?

Winnie: Star-Vel and Mar-Wars on the magic box that has sound.

Rex: You mean the TV? Aren’t dogs incapable of watching TV?

Winnie: Why would that be?

Rex: Because the images are so slow that our brains can’t process them correctly.

Winnie: Well, I guess my brain just goes extra slow!

Rex: Clearly.